Greetings, HQ. I knew that title would grab you! I’ve been REALLY, REALLY busy. But when you work for one of the fastest growing auto insurance companies in the U.S. during the day AND battle bad guys by night, I guess you can expect to be a little busy.

Audio transcripts of my most recent missions are now available. For some reason, many of my spy missions have related back to my day job—Esurance auto insurance agent! I go to crack a safe, or I decrypt a message, only to have the clue point to—you guessed it—Esurance. I’m beginning to think that those bad guys who keep chasing me around have something against Esurance.

One of my previous intelligence reports did relate to industrial espionage. What if they meant the auto insurance industry specifically? Hmmm…I’ll keep you posted, but I have a hunch that the competition doesn’t want word getting out about Esurance’s fast, easy affordable auto insurance.

Which makes me a little wary of that mysterious stranger who appears all the time. Not that he hasn’t been friendly! Sometimes, he’s even been helpful! That being said, a gal can never be too careful. Especially when she’s a secret agent. I’ll let you know more as soon as I do.

I see you’ve also got an audio transcript of my initial report from the field about that tree-killing robot! You’ve probably seen it on ErinCam, but I went back to the forest and took that thing out. That really "saved some green!!!!" I have no idea why other auto insurance companies need to use that much paper. Thank goodness for Esurance!

You know what’s weird? The voice in those audio files sounds awfully familiar. I wonder if I know that guy. Have a listen. What do you think? Sound familiar to you?

I know we’re never supposed to reveal our identities for our own safety, but I’d really like to meet you in person some time. I owe you a lot. You let me know where I need to go for operations, you tell me when the bad guys are after me, you make sure I always have the help I need. Who are you?

I’ll let it go. I guess I’ll just have to get used to mysterious, helpful strangers like you.

Thanks for everything! Until next time, as always, you can drop me a line on my secure email.

--E