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Erin Esurance Agent Log Begins - February 25, 2004 12:11 p.m.
Hi SIU!
Not sure who I’m writing this to, but here goes… I’ve just gotten word that I have to keep track of what I’m up to for all you folks at HQ—my assignments, my cover, all of it. So here’s the first of my entries. This feels weird. Never done this before.
Just got off the phone with my mom. She was asking me about her auto insurance policy. Not to sound corny, but it’s nice to help people with something that can be as confusing and costly as auto insurance. Especially my sweet mom. I remember once, when I was a teenager, I got into an accident and it was SUCH a hassle! I missed the state pole vault championships my junior year in high school because someone else’s insurance company was soooo unhelpful getting my car repaired.
Anyway, back to my latest missions…important thing to explain here—everyone in my family thinks I’m an insurance agent.
Well, actually, I am. Had to get my actual insurance agent license for deep cover purposes. That’s why you’ll see me helping you when you buy your Esurance policy! (By the way, when I’m working at my insurance agent job, I wear my hair brown. That’s how you’ll know when I’m working my cover. PLEASE DO NOT SHARE THAT INFORMATION WITH ANYONE. I trust you, that’s why you have access to my files.)
Some of my old classmates at secret agent school got makeup company jobs as covers. I admit, at first, I was kind of annoyed, “Me??? I’m stuck with insurance??” Not the most glam cover for sure! But then, I realized how handy my cover actually was!!!
Come on, NO ONE will think to look for me at an insurance company. (I mean, honestly, if you think someone’s a secret agent, the last place you’d look would be an insurance company, right?)
And, when I’m on a secret mission, I always get into MAJOR jams. My Esurance auto insurance sure comes in handy. I crash my car, bad guys crash into my car…you name it, it’s happened to me!
Once, I had to buy a car to get away in a hurry and was only able to drive off the lot because I knew all about Quote. Buy. Print.® at Esurance! The car dealer guy was really cute—but such a stickler!! Could have been a little more helpful to a girl in need, for sure. You can check it out on Erin Cam-- they always have cameras on me that show all the action.
Weird thing is, I ran into him a few times after that. He’s cute, so I like seeing him, but at the same time, I’m a secret agent, so I have to be careful about people…especially ones who keep showing up all the time. Once, I showed him how to get instant quote comparisons at Esurance. He seemed impressed with how fast and easy Esurance can be! (I’ll try to find the tape so you can see that. I’d be interested in hearing what you think of him.)
I also have footage you can look at on Erin Cam from one of the other times I saw him. I was out at the beach, surfing and trying to relax a little. Well anyway, there he was-- AGAIN. I was surprised at how happy I was to see him. It seemed like he was going to ask me out, but, OF COURSE, those annoying bad guys HAD to show up. Even worse, they wrecked the cute guy’s car! (I keep calling him “cute guy” because I had to go chase after them before I got his name.)
What do you think? Random encounter with a nice guy? Worth pursuing? Or not-so-random encounter with a not-so-nice guy? I’m counting on you to let me know. Send your advice to me on my secure email. I may not be able to answer, since I’m on the go, but I swear I’ll read them all.
Until next time, remember: if you’re on the go, you’ve got to have Esurance.
--E
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