I've blown my New Year's resolution, to keep you updated more. Sorry 'bout that. As usual, a lot's been going on since I sent my last report. I'll run through the highlights, and then let you know where I might be turning up next. (Maybe you'll be there, Mysterious Handler☺ Though I've got to say, I've given up on ever meeting you in person! Security protocol, I know. Too bad. I'm curious.)

In early March, I was on a mission for Esurance in Dallas, Texas. As you know, Esurance auto insurance agent is my secret-cover day job, and they're a company that really works hard to "save some green." As a part of its environmental work, Esurance provides support for a great organization called Texas Trees Foundation!

Well anyway, I got to join some volunteers (including a few Esurance associates!), and we planted over 8,000 seedlings at the Hamilton Park Urban Tree farm in one day. Eventually, there will be 21,000 seedlings planted there. It was great to meet the nice folks at Texas Trees, and everyone we met in Texas could not have been friendlier.

Especially the nice people over in Fort Worth at the Fort Worth Cats, a great minor league baseball team! Fortunately, it's that time of year again. BASEBALL!! My favorite sport. This season, you should see me around some ballparks, especially the teams that Esurance supports…in Sioux Falls, in Las Vegas, in Sacramento, and in Kane County, Illinois—close to my hometown! And let's not forget my current location, San Francisco.

Esurance sent one of the Bay Area members of its Customer Advisory Board to Spring Training in Phoenix a few weeks ago. Just to say thanks for being a policyholder & for providing feedback to the company! (HQ: Any reason we can't do this for pink-haired special agents? ☺)

And, back in San Francisco, I met a really nice Esurance policyholder the other day, on my way back to HQ. He'd been with Esurance for over 2 years, and said so many nice things about his auto insurance experience with Esurance. So I'd like to say a really big thank you to Rafael in SF!

It's nice that my deep cover job is with a company that seems to make people so happy. Even though it's auto insurance, a pretty boring topic, you can't ask for better. That's why you should always "take a fresh look at your auto insurance." But now down to the secret agent business that's coming soon to a city near you…

Hopefully, by the time you get this, you should have already seen me or heard some of my audio transmissions in a few places, like Las Vegas, Phoenix, Cleveland, Philadelphia, Seattle, and Orlando. I'll also be off to New York next week, to start an investigation concerning an art forgery. Those bad guys are at it again. In April, I'll probably interview some witnesses to the caper in California & Florida.

Be sure to keep in touch, & drop me a line on my secure email every now and then. Who knows, maybe we'll meet each other one of these days☺ Though I have a hunch we already know each other.

Oh, and one more thing…I know a few of my roving correspondents in the field have asked for some downloads here, particularly some of the recon photos of me on a mission. We'll try to make you happy with some cool things fairly soon. Keep scoping out this location!

Well, until the next time… remember, if you're on the go, you've gotta have Esurance!

Happy Spring, everyone.