Hi again, HQ! Been busier than ever, though lately, the excitement’s been coming from my day job—insurance agent at Esurance. Surprising, I know, but I’ve been helping out some great causes on Esurance’s behalf.

As you’ve probably seen, a lot of folks on our Gulf Coast need a big helping hand from each of us. Esurance has pitched in, matching our associates’ donations to hurricane relief and recovery dollar-for-dollar. Already, Esurance has raised thousands of dollars to help the Gulf Coast recover from Katrina. If you haven’t already, lend a hand to help recovery in whatever way you can!

In August, we also raised money for some other worthwhile causes, like Friends of the Urban Forest (FUF). Funds that Esurance raised for FUF will help plant more trees in San Francisco. Take that, you tree-killing, paper-eating robots!! (You remember that mission, don’t you? Where I looked into those weird reports? That’s when I discovered that other insurance companies use a ton of paper to send people insurance documents they could store online instead! If you don’t remember, take a look at ErinCam, where I save the day and save some green.)

So, hopefully, you’ve been listening to my latest audio files. I’ve been analyzing them a lot for clues about those bad guys that always seem to be after me when I’m my pink-haired special agent self!

But I’ve noticed something weird. And yes, I know I’ve said this before. Don’t think I’m crazy.

Doesn’t my handler’s voice in the audio files sound A LOT like that guy you keep seeing me bump into on ErinCam? You should have a listen too. Just to see whether I’m right or not. Let me know what you think. Can you get the analytics guys to review the recordings and compare for me? More to come…I’ll have to do more research, probably out in the field, but I know for sure I’ll see that guy again.

And again, I sound like a broken record, but you never told me who you were!!! I’ve heard you keep mentioning Esurance to everyone you meet, by the way. It’s a great company, and not bad at all for my deep cover assignment. We’ll have to figure out some way to reward you for telling everyone you know such good things about us.

Coming up…I’m going to be in the field for secret SIU work for a few weeks. Getting some really strange intel and have to look into it. Really strange. And that’s coming from a girl who’s battled a tree-killing, paper-eating robot!

Also, I’ll be taking a side trip to see Esurance plant some more trees in the Tampa area at the end of September. We gotta keep saving some green. If you see me there, I’ll be disguised, so please don’t break my cover and ruin my disguise! Though I’d really love to meet you, I cannot break my cover. Duty calls.

But maybe we will actually cross paths one of these days, mysterious stranger? I’ve almost given up on meeting you, but thanks, as always, for your help. I couldn’t do it without you, boss. Or should I say, bosses? How many people are reading this at HQ anyway?? I’m starting to feel shy, so I’ll sign off now.

In the meantime, as always, you can drop me a line on my secure email. Let me know what you think once you do the voice analysis.

--E